Dear Aliza,

I heard about this new show called Momma's Boys on ABC while watching The Biggest Loser. Needless to say, I am a big loser for watching that show, possibly the biggest loser; however, I usually fast forward to the weighing scene and the before and after shots of the people that got booted off. Does this redeem me in anyway? That's not really my question. My question: do you think I should watch Momma's Boys? Is it a good show? I really don't want to waste one more hour of my time. There's things to do, other shows to watch.

Sincerely,

A Possible Momma's Boy

Dear A Possible Momma’s Boy,

While watching the weighing scenes on the The Biggest Loser is obviously key, nothing is more h.larious than watching the “last chance workout” scenes, during which the contestants go apeshit on the treadmill in the hopes of losing an extra 48 pounds before weigh-in (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIab_uqePpg), while I sit from the comfort of my couch eating Halloween chocolate and drinking Mike’s Hard Lemonade and pretend like this is totally normal and acceptable.

But to get back to your real question about Momma’s Boys—any show whose catchphrases include, “what happens when love takes over” and “who is really the most important woman in every man’s life,” is obviously a show worth watching. In general, overprotective mothers are always hilarious and I look forward to finding out which contestants used to pose for Playboy and which contestants have breast implants and/or nose jobs. I tend to approve of most reality shows that involve an elimination ceremony at the end, so I have a feeling this one will not disappoint. But keep in mind that VH1 will also be premiering Rock of Love Bus, Tool Academy, and Trophy Wife in January and The Millionaire Matchmaker will be back on Bravo in February. Budget your time accordingly.

I hope this helps.

Aliza